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Jirí Cêch says: "Buy my stuff and become instantly attractive!"*

Jirí tee - LTD shtlist
$35
LIMITED EDITION OF 100. Each shirt individually numbered 1-100. First come, first serve, beginning with lowest numbers. TEXT - #-- on Jirí's shit list.

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Jirí tee baby Jirí
$25
TEXT THE JIRÍ CHRONICLES by Debra Di Blasi

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Jirí tee - The real Jirí Cêch™
$25
TEXT The real Jirí Cêch™ (is an asshole)

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Jirí tee - Realer than you
$25
TEXT Realer than you (with Jirí logo)

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Jirí tee - it's a man's world
$25
TEXT it's a man's world

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Jirí tee - who is the real Jir
$25
TEXT Who is the real Jirí Cêch?

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Jirí undershirt - the real
$20
TEXT The real Jirí Cêch™ (is an asshole)

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Jirí undershirt - realer
$20
TEXT Reler than you (the real Jirí Cêch™)

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Jirí undershirt - man's world
$20
TEXT it's a man's world

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Jirí boxers - ordinary dick
$20
TEXT not your ordinary dick

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Jirí boxers - ordinary vagina
$20
TEXT not your ordinary vagina

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TEE SHIRTS preshrunk, 100% cotton; seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Images and text are high-quality iron-on transfers.

Washing & care instructions included -- but you want them to eventually look like hell anyway, don't you? Except maybe for the collectibles. They should be locked away in a safety deposit box, along with your jewelry, life insurance policies, and porn.

Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. Children's sizes are available but must be special ordered. Please email customer service to order.

UNDERSHIRTS (tank tops) preshrunk 100% Cotton; banded neck and armhole, double-needle bottom hem. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.

BOXER SHORTS airy100% cotton, fly front and hidden elastic waistband. Adults sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

* Buying Jirí's stuff in no way guarantees attractiveness, especially if you have a shitty personality. Jirí is a liar.